Day Two Hundred and Fifty-three - MST3K: Gamera, "KEENNNNYYYYY!"

So, yeah... got sent home early due to flooding in the high desert. Seems Mother Nature decided to give our little mesa town its entire allotment of moisture for the year in a single day. The break let me take a long nap and still have time for an evening Couchbound with Netflix.

Tonight, I definitely felt in the mood for quick laughs at the expense of terrible science fiction... and I got it in the form of Joel and the Bots taking on the DAIEI Studios Godzilla-ripoff, Gamera. The giant turtle kaiju who is the subject of a series of monster films in Japan, Gamera jets across the planet going everywhere, eating the heat off the flames of destruction he wreaks upon the various cities of the world.

It's your typical setup... nuclear explosions wake up the giant monster, who basically destroys everything it can save for an annoying little Japanese boy with a tortoise fetish named Kenny. It's hilarious, they manage to keep the Japanese surnames of everyone involved (particularly the film's genius zoologist, Dr. Hidaka), but everyone gets an anglo first name to make it easier on the American voice actors.

Anyways, the scientists throw darts at an idea board to try and stop Gamera's rampage while the Japanese army takes its orders from a lowly zoologist and his daughter (who still calls him Doctor every chance she gets). Kenny manages to sneak into army bases, oil refineries, and even super-secret multinational rocket facilities, all so he can catch another glimpse of his best friend... the 60-meter tall turtle from hell.

Joel and the Bots are in fine form for this episode, throwing out wise cracks about everything from the Exxon Valdez to Kissinger to Kentucky Fried Chicken (as there's a scientist who quite literally could double as the Japanese Colonel Sanders). As usual, most of the inbetweeners are dumb, but there's a nice little bit where Mike Nelson visits the hexfield screen as Gamera, himself.

Usually Joel episodes have a tendency to put me to sleep, but that's not the case here. Just about every comment is pithy and spot on, and those that only make glancing blows are still worth a smile at the very least.

Quick shout out to Japanese character actor Bokuzen Hidari, who was Farmer Yohei in Kurosawa's The Seven Samurai. It's always good to see him as he has such a wonderful panic face.

While I really wish Godzilla vs. Megalon was available on Netflix (or DVD) as an episode of MST3K, I realize that the rights issues are a problem as always, Toho films guarding their properties zealously. Seriously, if anybody has a DVD of that one from the 1st edition Vol. 10 set, let me know.

Until tomorrow, Potatoes~

Day Two Hundred and Thirty-five - MST3K: Pod People, "'Chief?' 'McCloud?'"

Finally, for the first time in what seems like years, regular episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 are showing back up on the stream. Don't get me wrong, I love MST3K:The Movie and its lambasting of cult scifi classic, This Island Earth, but you can only watch so many times in short order before it becomes stale.

This episode, Pod People, looks to be a cheap European horror flick that is miles away from Argento and more closer to Alf or Mac & Me. Set in "The Deep Woods" that conveniently become impossible to leave, thanks to a never seen avalanche, the Pod People (which neither come from pods nor are much in the way of people) set themselves upon several groups of folks out living the country life: some rough poachers, a family living in a fortress, and a group of musicians on vacation.

It seems that a meteor has crashed in the woods and laid some eggs. Don't ask why, just go with it. Anyways, one of the eggs hatches and gets its first contact with man at the end of a closed fist, which sends it on a rampage of killing. Another of the eggs is found and taken home by young Tommy, one of the fortress folk, who has a penchant for animals. He hatches the egg and teaches Trumpy (who looks like a cross between an Ewok and the Elephant Man) the power of kindness.

As the first alien's bodycount rises, it becomes harder and harder for Tommy to hide Trumpy, who grows from six inches to a full meter overnight. There's whimsy as Trumpy shows off his preternatural powers of telekinesis and mystery as Trumpy instantly becomes the suspect of murder when the first, unnamed alien infiltrates the fortress and kills young backup singers in the shower.

Eventually, everything comes to a head when Trumpy and Tommy try to escape to the woods but are confronted by the evil alien... who is then shot down like a dog while Trumpy and Tommy have their Yearling/White Fang moment of separation.

To me, the idea of a child in an Alf costume wandering the forests of Spain is at times comforting. For the most part, though, this is a tough movie to swallow... even with Joel and the bots riffing it. Honestly, the jokes only start picking up towards the second act when Trumpy has grown and the boys start giving him an internal monologue. My favorite scene has Trumpy going down the line of pets that Tommy keeps in cages calling everything some variation of "potatoe."

Seriously, it slays me.

I think the plot point that bothers me the most is the inexplicable Big Dipper constellation that shows up on all of the victims. It isn't explained in anyway other than through implication that the aliens come from its general direction. Why they mark their kills with it (and how they would even KNOW that constellation seeing as how they just GOT to Earth) is beyond me... and everyone, really.

The inbetweener skits are meh, but that's a problem with much of Joel's run as host for the show. He was a bit too laid back (and possibly high) to really bring the laughs... but it's still an okay episode, just not one of the best.

I can't wait till next time I review a Mystie epi as I think that I'll be doing Soultaker with Joe Estevez!

Until tomorrow, Potatoes~

Day One Hundred - Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, "Isn't the fact that it's Universal make it International?"

Wow... 100 days of Netflix.

It feels like I started only yesterday with Day One and Hardware... but also like I've been doing this forever. That's the thing with memory: it exists in both states at once, a kind of quantum uncertainty as our time-sense flickers back and forth.

I'm also living in a weird sort of dual state where I'm both burnt out on media and loving every second of the old favorites and new material that Netflix has brought to me with their streaming package.

In any case, Day One Hundred rolled around and I began to feel the need to be meta... so I chose the only theatrical release of my second favorite television show of all time, Mystery Science Theater.

(The first is, of course, Pushing Daisies which is, sadly, not available on streaming).

Back to the matter at hand... sure, the closing trio of MST3k (Mike, Bill, and Kevin) have been doing one of its two spiritual successors (Rifftrax) live every year, broadcasting in specially streaming theaters across the nation, but it's just not the same without the shadows of Mike (or Joel), Crow, and Tom Servo taking up the bottom third of the screen and adding the occasional physical dynamic to the commentary comedy.

MST3k: The Movie takes most of the silver age cast (including Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Trace Beaulieu) and streamlines the premise of the television series in order to widen the audience and generally introduce the characters and their situation to movie-goers who might not have had the privilege of knowing about MST3k's days on Comedy Central and KTMA.

Trapped in space, Mike Nelson and his Robot Pals (Tom Servo, Crow, and Gypsy) are forced to watch bad movies by their captor, Dr.Clayton Forrester... a would be mad scientist. All of that is just window dressing, though, as the point of the movie (and the series) is a couple of guys getting together and riffing on the cheesy scifi, adventure, and horror films of yesteryear.

MST3k:The Movie chose to riff the classic scifi film This Island Earth, a silly little feature by today's standards that actually had decent effects for its era and tried to rise above its cheesy pulp fiction plot (not very successfully).

Let's just say that it's no Forbidden Planet.

Set in the post-war Americana of the 50's where scifi was all about the Other and the Atomic Age, This Island Earth on its own reminds me of those early comics that played fast and loose with credulity, relying on the most fantastic things they could put to paper and screen.

With the guys adding flavor via their meta-humor (about Meta-Luna, no less~), the movie is pulled up by its dated bootstraps and becomes golden once more. Everything from high-brow political humor to Trek jokes to the crass recurring fart gag, there's something for everyone in the jokes that Mike and the Bots casually lay over This Island Earth's original audio track.

The films, both old and new, are certainly rough... and the added budget of a whole new set and higher quality film and cameras kind of ruins the nostalgic, homespun feel that the series brought. To be honest, that was a lot of the appeal, that notion that a couple of folks with a peanuts budget could put together a consistently fun public-access style show. Seeing it brought up to the cinema level loses all that.

Still, MST3k: The Movie is one of the greatest geek films of all time both for its actual content and for the faction of riffing geekdom that it represents. My only regret is that my mother absolutely hates MST and the show (and my love for it) has been a point of contention between us since I first started watching it in the 90's. It's a small bone to pick, but it's there... lying dormant until my reflexes kick in on movie night and I utter an off-color joke.

Until tomorrow, Potatoes~